Free US Shipping on orders over $60 • Free excuses for your dead succulents included with every parcel • "Rooted in grace, thriving on spite." • Free excuses for your dead succulents included with every parcel • "Rooted in grace, thriving on spite."
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Contact Us

Have a question about sizing, plant trauma, or your order? We are here to help.

Customer Support

Email: [email protected]

Phone: +1 (800) 555-PLANT

Hours & Location

Hours: Monday – Friday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM CST

HQ: Serenity Gardening Club Greenhouse, Austin, TX

Frequently Asked Questions

How long does shipping take?

All orders are printed on demand to minimize textile waste. US delivery typically takes 4-7 business days. Orders over $60 ship free.

What materials do you print on?

We print exclusively on GOTS-certified organic cotton and use OEKO-TEX water-based non-toxic inks. No plastic polybags.

Can I replace my dead plant under warranty?

While our heavyweight shirts are guaranteed to withstand hundreds of washes, we cannot legally replace your overwatered fiddle leaf fig, no matter how politely you email us.